AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- In Japan, there's a way of thinking of getting older. - Yes, there is.
- In the past. - Yes, there is.
- I see, I was born in June. - Yes, you were.
- You're getting older.
- Yes, you're right. - You're accepting it all of a sudden.
- Well, you know, I'm in my 30s...
- I feel like I'm in my 20s...
- I'm nervous. - I see, I see.
- Well, let's do it. - I'm getting older.
- Oh, no. - Oh, no.
- What's with you? - What do you mean?
- Well, overdoing it can feel bad or make you feel awkward. - Yes.
- But it's also an important way of thinking. - Yes, it is.
- So, if you two old men are here and you both don't have seniors...
- and you're able to distinguish between them, I think you'll find it useful one day.
- Oh, well, if you say it like that, it might be quite useful. - Yes, it really is.
- I don't know if it's up or down...
- You can't stand either of them, right? - No.
- Today, we're going to do some training to train that power. - Yes.
- Today's project is...
- This and This! Which one is the senior? Puchi Death Game!
- Yes. - No, no, no.
- Well, which one is "death"? - "Puchi Death Game"?
- There's no "puchi" in "death". - "Puchi"...
- There's "puchi" in it.
- Well, there will be some people who will be like "ah, I'm sorry" at the end of this video.
- Oh... - Oh...
- Well, it's "puchi", so please forgive me. - Yes.
- So, I'll explain today's project. - Yes.
- Well, as examples...
- Ta-da!
- I'll show you two of my favorites.
- "Kero Kero Kerappi" and "Mizi".
- They're our great seniors and juniors.
- These two also have seniors and juniors. - Oh, I see, I see.
- You three will guess which one is more senior.
- Eh, this isn't about the object, it's about its existence, right?
- Yes, it's a quiz about which one was born first.
- Well, I'll say "ready, set..." - Ah, wait a minute...
- Ready, set...
- "Mizi"! - "Mizi"!
- Oh... - The senior is...
- "Mizi"! - Wow!
- If you're right, you didn't honor me, so I'll have you buy these two.
- Eh?! - I want you to buy them...
- This much is fine, right? - Yeah, it's cute.
- This is 3,000 yen, 3,000 yen...
- Isn't it 1953?
- Yes, it is. - It's the same.
- Wow!
- It was born in 1955. - Oh...
- And "kerokero keroppi" was born in 1987. - Wow...
- If you're wrong, you two will play rock-paper - scissors and the loser will go home with both of you.
- Furthermore, if you're "mizi" and I'm "teruya"... - Yes.
- ...all three of you will be correct, right? - Yes, yes.
- And then... - Why?!
- It's a death game, you know. - Ah, I see...
- Someone... Ah, if you don't know someone, you can't move forward.
- You're kind people. - You're kind.
- If you play a death game every day, I'll join you.
- There's not much of it. - There's not much of it.
- So that's what happened. - You're too kind.
- So I made a quiz and asked Karagi-kun...
- "Well, I think it's a good one."
- I asked him to give me something like that. - Oh!
- In that genre...
- Yeah, and it was a little more expensive than I thought, about 1.5 times. - Do you think we're rich?
- We're rich!
- No, no, in that genre... - "Hasan"!
- Hey, if you buy me such a 1.5-time house, it's already... - It's really bad!
- Senpai is in trouble! - Oh no!
- Senpai is in trouble! - I mean, you're not breaking up with Senpai, but you're breaking up with him!
- You'll definitely get drunk! - Let's get drunk!
- First question! - Yes!
- Sharpen VS Ballpoint Pen! - Huh?!
- Who was born first in this world?! - Oh yeah, pens are expensive.
- I want to buy a sharpen like a mango. - This is a ballpoint pen that you want to turn.
- It's really easy to hold. - I want paper.
- It doesn't make sense. - It doesn't make sense.
- Have you decided? - Yes!
- Let's have our seniors point first. - Sharpen and ballpoint pen.
- One, two... - Seniors!
- If you get it right, you win. - Right?!
- Sharpen originally had a pencil. - Yeah.
- It was a pencil for a while. - That's right.
- Then ballpoint pen was released and it became popular. - I know, I know.
- I don't think they had the technology to make it thin. - It looks like a smartphone with a pattern.
- I see. Three, two, one... - Yes!
- I'll announce the correct answer! - Yes!
- Seniors are... - Sharpen!
- Yay! - Seriously?!
- Yay!
- Seriously?! - What?!
- It doesn't matter! - It doesn't matter?!
- It doesn't matter even if you tried it earlier.
- Sharpen mechanical pencil was designed in the early 19th century.
- It was designed to transmit pencil signals using rotational water flow.
- Ballpoint pen was invented in the 20th century by Yaz and Villot.
- So, Sharpen won first! - What?!
- I'll announce the prize money.
- Sharpen pen was 16,000 yen. - Expensive!
- Expensive!
- Ballpoint pen was 12,000 yen. - Oh, Sharpen!
- 3... 20,000? - It was 28,000 yen.
- Let's do 20,000! - Sharpen is still good.
- I want this Sharpen. - You do?
- Yes. - No, you don't.
- If you want it... - If you want it...
- It's okay! - It's okay!
- Let's play rock-paper-scissors. - The loser plays.
- Loser? - Loser.
- Rock, paper, scissors! - Rock, paper, scissors!
- Rock! - Paper!
- Mr. Toshimitsu, I'll give you another one. - Argh!
- Here's the second one. - Yes! - Yes!
- Ta-da! - Oh! - Basketball or Baseball? - This is hard!
- Which one did you get first?
- Huh? - Isn't this really fashionable? - Yeah, it's always fashionable. - What's so hearty about it?
- That's why people like basketball a little. It's fashionable. - It's good, it's good. - That's good!
- Olympics. - Olympics? - Yeah, it's like an Olympics.
- That's dangerous. - It's dangerous. - I'm a senior, so when I put my head out and grab it, it goes "khan"! - That's really painful for a senior. - It's really painful.
- What are you laughing about? - I don't need this. - No, I don't need this explanation of baseball and basketball.
- It's dangerous for you two. - Huh? - It's dangerous for you two. - What's dangerous?
- It's dangerous! - It's dangerous!
That's gross.
- Have you decided? - Yes!
Please point at your seniors.
One, two...
- Baseball! - Baseball, second.
- Basketball, first. - Me.
I've never seen black and white basketball.
- Ah, but... - You're right.
Now that you mention it, you're right.
- But... - But the unexpected one is this one.
- Yeah, the unexpected one is this one. - No doubt about it.
It's like putting it in a bucket or something like that.
- It's like a hot art bar that's spread around the world. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll give you the correct answer. - Yes.
Your seniors are...
- Baseball! - Yeah!
- Normally... - Normally...
- Baseball... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Baseball has been around for about 100 years.
Baseball was first established in the United States in the early 19th century.
Wow, that's amazing.
Basketball was developed by Dr. Nice Smith in 1891.
- It's a relatively recent sport, isn't it? - Nice Smith...
- Well, it's still good. - It's still good.
- It means it's useful.
Bat is 7,600 yen.
Ball is 16,800 yen.
- Oh, this one. - Yeah.
The total is 30,000 yen.
- It's about 46,000 yen. - It's expensive.
- It's going up well.
Do you pay 40,000 yen for it?
- Question 3! - Yes!
- MacBook and iPhone! - Huh?
- Wait a minute.
- It's annoying all of a sudden.
- I really don't want it. - Huh?
- I really don't want it! - MacBook Air 2018.
- I really don't want it.
- iPhone XR. - iPhone XR.
- I don't want a single lens. - I don't want it.
- Wait a minute. I'm scared. - I don't want it.
- I don't want it.
If you can double the price,
So you want a fucking full-spec lens?
Then I'll buy a full-spec one.
- And I can buy two even for 14 cents. - I'll buy one.
- Why do you need our Things Order? - I don't need it.
- Make it big, please. - All right.
[Will you hand it over to your senior as a gift?]
Ready?
I got it!
- I feel like it's a macbook. - This is so old.
It was originally a computer.
Macintosh.
Macbook is old.
Then this one.
iPhone was released in 2nd or 3rd year of high school.
It was released like a smartphone.
It was released in 3rd and 4th grade of middle school.
The answer is...
Macbook!
But...
iPhone was released in 2007 and Macbook was released in 2006.
Wow!
You are really lucky.
I thought so...
But at last...
iPhone was...
Stop it!
Why?
It's dangerous here.
It will be destroyed!
You are too sensitive.
It won't be destroyed.
It's annoying.
How much is it?
Macbook Air...
63,800 yen.
It's cheap.
iPhone...
iPhone XR...
23,000 yen.
Why? Why? Why?
It's strange.
Why?
It's not cheap.
It's cheap.
It's about 87,000 yen in total.
100,000 yen...
What does 100,000 yen mean?
100,000 yen...
Wait a minute.
I want this.
Question 4!
Here it is!
Wow!
What is it?
Is it a sign?
It's a microwave oven.
A microwave oven and a rice cooker...
Which one is superior?
Before you say "what?"
I don't know if you need it or not.
Where did you get it?
I don't need it!
You need it!
Wait a minute.
You just dropped a knife.
A knife?
Did you cut it?
Yes, I did.
It's dangerous!
Don't say things that are a little bit good.
Don't say things that are the best.
If it's the best one, it doesn't matter.
That's right.
You're good at this.
I've made up my mind.
Me, too!
Let me say it first.
One, two...
A microwave oven!
Yes!
Nice!
It's good!
I've been thinking about it.
Japanese and Asians like rice cooking culture.
But I think microwave ovens are more popular in the world.
You're right.
You're crazy!
Do it for me!
I'll announce the answer.
The superior is...
Over here!
It's huge!
Yes!
It's huge!
How much is it?
It's not bad.
A microwave oven is 46,800 yen.
A rice cooker is 42,800 yen.
It's expensive!
If you start living alone, you'll never be able to afford it.
It's an oven range, so you can put bread in it.
You don't use it yourself, do you?
You don't use a microwave oven unless you really want to heat it up.
It's necessary for making croissants.
It's very important.
Don't do it. It's annoying.
It's dangerous! Evade!
I think it's big.
The fifth question!
What is it?
A clarinet!
It's heavy!
Do you know it?
It's heavy!
Do you know it?
What is it?
How do you use it?
Do you blow it?
No, you don't.
It's like this, isn't it?
Can you play it?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
You're stupid!
Ouch!
Thank you very much!
And the clarinet.
I played the clarinet once, too.
The one you play from zero.
When I played the clarinet in that video, I thought it was pretty good.
But I don't know if it's beyond the piano yet.
No, I've decided!
OK!
Have you decided?
Yes!
Then let me call you a senior.
One, two...
What?!
No...
No, I don't know!
I don't know, but...
What kind of consideration is it?
No, it's a song, so...
Oh...
The clarinet my dad gave me.
It's been there for a long time, and it's not this one...
No, I don't know!
I don't know!
Please!
Please, seriously!
I'll make a wish!
My senior is...
A clarinet!
Yay!
It's huge!
I'm sorry, I'll put it down right away.
Here you go, senior.
You can use it in a live performance!
You can use it!
Heh heh.
The clarinet, 23,000 yen.
Oh man...
Please!
This one!
The accordion!
110,000 yen!
Wow!
Yes!
Was studying an accordion key secret?
Wow.
I wish I wasn't a player of accordion bands...
How much is it?!
It's 135,000 yen.
No way!
Nice cabinet.
Yes.
I just spent 200,000 yen.
It's more than 200,000 yen.
This week I'm gonna spend a lot of money.
Let's move on to the sixth and final question.
I have one question for you.
You've been playing mini death games so far.
You can change from here to death games.
Can you do it?
Why is there such a switch for the final question?
I told you to prepare something.
Karai brought it with him for rental.
Rental, huh?
By the way, can you change it?
It's possible to change it.
If you say you'll buy it, you can play mini death games.
Wow!
I'm nervous.
Which one will you choose?
By the way, can you buy it only for this shooting?
Yes.
So you're gonna pay for it and disappear.
That's right.
Or you're gonna keep it for yourself?
Let's say it together.
Rental or buying it?
Let's say it together.
Buying it!
Why?!
Why?
Let's say it together!
It's really scary!
Please close your eyes.
Rental or buying it?
Isn't it too much?
Shouldn't we put it in a robot?
We're ready.
Please raise your hands.
Here is the sixth question.
One, two...
Rental or buying it?
Wow!
I'm nervous!
Let's start from this side.
From this side.
Check it!
And it's new!
I bought it myself.
Did you wear it?
Yes, I did.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Cheese.
"Oh, this is what's on the screen." "Wow!"
"This is really good." "This is the latest." "Wow."
"Oh, wow. Can you open it?" "Yes, please."
Oh, service play.
"Thank you very much." "Thank you."
"Did you get it?" "Yes, I did."
It's totally different.
Too wet?
"It's huge!" "It's huge?"
"It's huge!" "What is it?" "It's huge!"
"Are you surprised?" "If you see it, you'll catch it. The picture is huge."
"It's heavier than I thought." "It's not." "It's a simple one."
"It's a proof." "Which one is it?" "I don't know."
"I don't know." "It's definitely childish." "It's childish."
"It's definitely childish." "I don't need it. I don't need it."
"Oh, I'm scared." "Yes." "I'm glad it's rental." "It's tough." "I should have rented it."
"Have you decided?" "Yes." "Then let me point at you."
One, two...
"Nice!" "Nice!" "Once and for all, nice." "Once and for all, nice."
"Okay, okay, okay." "If we get it wrong, we'll be in trouble." "Yeah, we'll be in trouble."
"We'll do it right." "We'll do it right." "But..." "Yeah."
"It's like you." "It's like you." "I've had it since I was a gyaru in Heisei."
"I've had it since I was a kid." "Yeah, I remember taking it as a kid." "I remember it."
"And 'koji' is like this round thing." "'Koji' is like this round thing." "That's really elementary school..."
"That's really elementary school..." "I have an image of when I had 'koji' to some extent." "Yes."
"Let's put it in the house." "Let's put it in the house." "I'll announce the correct answer." "Okay." "Okay."
Senior is...
SENIOR!
I did it!
I'm so happy!
Take it!
I lost!
I lost.
It's so big.
It's a bargain, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
May I announce it?
How much is it?
How about this one?
It's expensive, isn't it?
I lost.
It's 27,000 yen.
It's expensive!
It's a good price, isn't it?
I'll buy it and go home.
I'd like to buy it, too.
I'll buy it and go home.
How much is it?
If you rent it, it's 170,000 yen.
If you buy it, it's 1.2 million yen.
I lost!
Isn't it too expensive?
I'm scared!
I don't want it! Open it up!
It was a really dangerous game!
It's a real steel game!
I'm scared!
"You're good, Kana-kun!" "I'm scared!"
It's 1.2 million yen!
"What is this?" "What kind of age is this?"
I want to know about this!
This is about 2019...
It's like you can put it in general.
You can put it in various events.
The quality is really different from arcade games.
There are still people who play steel games.
Well, I know you're going to talk about it.
I know you're going to talk about it, but...
Could you tell me about it just once?
Let's all talk about it for the first time.
Both of you were in panic, weren't you?
It was scary!
It's rare for the three of you to get it right.
It's been like that since Heisei's Galt was born.
But...
1995...
1998...
It's about 2 years old and 5 years old.
It's about 3 or 4 years old.
It's about 5 years old and 5 years old.
It's like a normal Aster.
And this one came out of there.
It's true.
It's funny.
It's the best.
So...
The loser of this death game is...
ME!
It's been a while since I played Aster.
It's dangerous.
Is it for real?
If it wasn't for Aster, it would have been a bad game.
It would have been a bad game.
It was fun.
I'll bring a mini death game again.
I'll get revenge on you three.
Let's meet in the next mini death game.
Of course.